No one wants to see another beauty/fashion/lifestyle ad where a woman blows kisses, rides a bicycle with a basket full of baby birds, lays on a bed of rose petals while she eats cream puffs, and is magically carried away by bubble gum balloons as the perfect man paints an oil portrait of her. Loren Stewart is not that type of "woman" brand. It's spikes, chains and lightning bolts - not hearts and monograms. The hilarious Natasha Legerro helped us create a sick-and-twisted "lady ad" that wouldn't make us hurl.